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Bit about my town
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First of all, before you go on you should know: I am not originally from this town, I wouldn't want to be from this town originally, and finally, I plan to move as soon as possible. Thank you for your time.
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The town I'm in is the craziest place I've ever been. (hopefully ever will be) This is the kind of town where instead of saying "Hey that's a nice fence" you say, "hey that's a nice teepee." What a place!
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Town Driving Rules
*You must pass when possible
*You must slow down after passing
*You must lose a muffler at least once a month (if you even have one)
*You must have only one (if any) headlight and taillight.
*You must never be courteous to other drivers
*You must never let anyone pass you
*You must drive on the wrong side of the road at least once a month
*You must go at least 15 miles over the speed limit when you can be passed
*You must never blink when turning
*You must never miss any small animal on purpose
*You must listen to loud music or be smoking when driving
*You must totally ignore all stop signs and all lights
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[email protected]
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